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harone2002
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(3/12/02 2:34 pm)
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Auror HP Quotes
I know that we all say the funniest things in the world sometimes and that in fanfics, espacially chapter 14 of The Show that Never Ends, there are a lot of really good quotes with harry and hermione or about them.

here's a place to list them!

" shannon you're multitasking!"
" i channeled you last night, i said damn it all!"
- heather

" you're a mel brooks WHORE!"

- belle

One minute with you is better than a lifetime with someone else.

Edited by: sweetwater gal at: 3/20/02 3:25:59 pm
harone2002
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(3/12/02 2:51 pm)
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Re: Quotes
found this quote in chapter 14.....


"Ah, Operation Wombat. Bless their dear, interfering, blatantly obvious little hearts."
- i thought this was really funny when i read it

One minute with you is better than a lifetime with someone else.

AllAboutAurors
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(3/12/02 4:50 pm)
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Re: Quotes
this one from TSTNE ch.13.....it's not about mum and dad, but it just cracked me up....


Harry to Allegra

"His first impulse was to launch himself at her and pummel her senseless, but that hardly seemed sporting when she was only eating cookies."


:rollin :


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AuroraShirdellahVilandra
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(3/12/02 6:05 pm)
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Quotes Galore
Cool idea for a thread!!!!
My fave are
1) Really pushing back the boundaries of ignorance, aren't we, Malfoy?
2)Nothing matters if you're not in my life(i think that's how it goes)
3)I haven't yet reached my personal abuse quota....
4)He's rather disagreeable, isn't he?
5)What an idiot!
6) Oh Honestly!!!!
7)I am a bastard in a way that's entirely my own
8) I take comfort in the impersonal hostility of the universe

I love sarcasm!!! ;)

Love from
Ione Rose (Aurora)

JBlvr 
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(3/12/02 7:35 pm)
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Cassie?
Ione, I take it you've been reading Cassie....

:look:

~Belle Biggerstaff Behr....., who loves being quoted!

(Yayness!)

AuroraShirdellahVilandra
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(3/13/02 12:13 am)
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Cassie Claire
LOL
Yes Belle. I read her Draco Trilogy. Are you mad?
:look:
I happen to like the sarcasm of that story...and the comebacks are hilarious!!! That story made me like Draco for some reason...I love it when people are sarcastically witty, like William McLean from Pat Conroy's Lords of Discipline (one of my favorite books). Will's best comeback - "You are a small carnivorous animal kin to a dog".
Laterz
Gnite, Aurors!!!!
Love from
Ione Rose (Aurora)

sweetwater gal 
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(3/13/02 1:40 am)
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Quotes thread
Hehehehe.... cool! A quotes thread!

Rupert: Don’t tell me that you pulled a Hermione and only got yourself some mere hours of sleep!

Emma: (crossing her arms) No, I did not pull a Hermione! I already studied two days ago for my exams.

Rupert: (rolling his eyes, crossing his arms, and glancing at Daniel, while smirking) If that’s not a Hermione… I don’t know what is…


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"Love at first sight does that to you." Emma sighed, "Makes you blind and stupid."

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OLIVER: (via walkie talkie) Excuse me?! You and Josh?! Ben and I are the ones that got it all under control! Why don't you two go off and go hunting some aliens disguised as teachers or something, damn hobbit!
ELIJAH: Hey! At least we ain't no character in a damn kiddie flick!
OLIVER: I take it you haven't seen Flipper?


:look: Yeah, yeah, I know that it's not H/Hr related... but damned it if the Woods aren't a part of our Auror world! :look:

And I bet you're wondering where the first two quotes came from, huh? :lol ;) There's like only one person who might know the source from which the quotes came... and I'm not talking about my hubby! Maybe when I'm feeling generous I'll let y'all know about it!

~Iris

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All Hail the Lord of the Nipple!!!

Proud Auror! Harry & Hermione, babbeee!!!!

Wife of Elijah Wood, Mother of Trent & Alexia Wood

sweetwater gal 
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(3/13/02 2:38 am)
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Re: Quotes thread
Oh! I thought that this is cute...

In the lives of children, pumpkins can turn into coaches, mice and rats into human beings.... When we grow up, we learn that it's far more common for human beings to turn into rats....

Why is it in that the last part of the quote I am reminded of Draco the "amazing bouncing ferret"? *look*

Draco: Hey! *pouts*

Oh... and speakin' of Confessions of an ugly stepsister...

Iris: What prince would look at me twice?
Casper: Well, I'd brave it three times, but then again, I'm no prince...

*sigh* Awwww...... I love that part! That's sooo mumsy and dadsy! Especially if you think of Krum being "The Prince", Hermione as "Iris" (*look*) and Harry as Casper... *sigh* Alright... I'm nearing obssessing over this tale! *bawls* I want the book!

*look*

~Iris

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All Hail the Lord of the Nipple!!!

Proud Auror! Harry & Hermione, babbeee!!!!

Wife of Elijah Wood, Mother of Trent & Alexia Wood

sweetwater gal 
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(3/13/02 11:55 am)
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Re: Quotes thread
:eek

Hello! Duh, Iris! There are a couple of quotes that you yourself have always stated that would be perfect for this thread! *slaps forehead*

Viva la Aurors, babbee!!!

Viva Harry and Hermione, babbee!!!

Harry and Hermione, babbee!!!

Iris and Casper, babbee!!!


*stops short... looks...* Uh... that last one came out of nowhere... hmmm... ;)

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Proud Auror! Harry & Hermione, babbeee!!!!

(L to R) Iris, Ruth, Casper, the Prince

Proud Apprentice! (Iris/Casper shipper)

Wife of Elijah Wood, Mother of Trent & Alexia Wood

harone2002
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(3/13/02 2:36 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
okay here's one for iris:

have you been having ' the sex'?

ok, ok said by me but she'll get it, i hope

One minute with you is better than a lifetime with someone else.

sweetwater gal 
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(3/13/02 3:56 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
Quote:
okay here's one for iris:

have you been having ' the sex'?

ok, ok said by me but she'll get it, i hope


*look* Uh..... why does that sound familiar?

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Proud Auror! Harry & Hermione, babbeee!!!!

(L to R) Iris, Ruth, Casper, the Prince

Proud Apprentice! (Iris/Casper shipper)

Wife of Elijah Wood, Mother of Trent & Alexia Wood

AllAboutAurors
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(3/13/02 5:48 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread

"When life gives me lemons, I say, "Hey! I like lemons....what else you got?"



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harone2002
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(3/14/02 2:52 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
nice heather, i like it.

iris i sent u the reply of that survey u sent me and i explain why 'the sex' sounds so familiar. hehe okay hmm a quote

i'll use one from my profile:



" she sooo crossed the line!
yeah the line is like kansas!
no farther away from that, the line's in pluto!
the line's in a distant planet we don't even know about!"

One minute with you is better than a lifetime with someone else.

AllAboutAurors
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(3/15/02 12:10 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
This is a quote from Iris! This is the best explaination of what friends are! *smooches Iris* You're a goddess of prose! ;)



"Friends. A simple word isn't it? It's uttered everyday to almost every person imaginable. Who are your friends? I used to think that friends were
the people that you could laugh and talk to. Now I know that friends aren't that, they're the people that touch your heart. You could spend hours with
them doing nothing at all and it can be the best time of your life, just because it was with them. They're the people you can share your secrets with, cry with, laugh with, and just have fun with. They don't judge you or make you change. They accept you exactly as you are. They look at you and they see a great person, one they love spending time with. You all share something in common and are tied together by memories, tears, laughs and smiles. You're tied together by love for the other. Friendship is the strangest but greatest thing in the world. I find my time with my friends, the best times of my life. My friends are my heart, my soul, my fun, my laughter, tears, love and my life."


*sniffles* I love you my Auror sisters and brother!
Hugs all 92 Aurors *runs off bawling*
:)





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AllAboutAurors
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(3/15/02 12:16 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
Another quote, you ask? There is this one quote that belle made last night that just cracked me up!

Dare I post it?:evil

Do ya dare me, Belle?

::in a Dirty Harry voice::
Well, punk, do ya? :evil


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harone2002
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(3/15/02 2:39 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
heather you beat me to the punch!

it shows that when i read that in ur email, iris, that i thought of my close auror sistas and friends that i have here in wisconsin. wow i'm lucky to have my posse. hahaha hmmmm a quote...........

" nothing matters without you"

really really short version of the speech harry did in stne ch. 14

HEATHER! tell us what belle said dude!

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AllAboutAurors
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(3/15/02 11:08 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
Quote from Belle in the chat room:

"Well, it's not like you're going to say, 'Hey! Your penis is malfunctioning!'"


:lol

:evil!



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WinterPolaris 
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(3/16/02 7:40 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
:rotfl: OMB! :lol : Why am I not surprised that Belle was the one that said that? :look: :nono:

:evil: Floreta Ohno

Danoholic and Auror who's procreating with Apolo Anton Ohno.. What could be better?

JBlvr 
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(3/17/02 10:42 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
:blush:

Why does it not surprise you Floreta? When have I ever been evil and naughty?

:look:

~Belle Biggerstaff Behr...

Ah! Si tu savais! Ce que tes yeux me disent!" ~ "Estela lle nauva Orli kaimelie"

WinterPolaris
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(3/17/02 10:47 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
Belle, do you really want me to answer that?

:evil: Floreta Ohno

JBlvr 
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(3/17/02 11:03 pm)
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Re: Quotes thread
:rollin:

I am a good girl!

:little_angle:

~Belle Biggerstaff Behr...

Ah! Si tu savais! Ce que tes yeux me disent!" ~ "Estela lle nauva Orli kaimelie"

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