Mistress of A Nameless Keep
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(5/6/03 3:22 am) Reply
Best. Line. Ever.
What are some of your favorite quotes from movies....
I list some of mine...these are all from the 80's
Sixteen Candles:
The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
on the phone to the police]
Howard: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes....No, he's not retarded.
Back to the Future:
George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was...
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes! Yes! I'm George, George McFly! I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
The Breakfast Club:
Claire Standish: He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.
John Bender: Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals.
John Bender: Oh but I do.
Andrew Clark: Yeah?
John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up.
The Goonies:
Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
A Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent
William Blake
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (OK, so that's an easy one)
"I held him in my arms and kissed him."
"Oh, I see. Then it was moider"
"Groovy"
"I've seen thing you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die"
"It's very pretty."
"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really."
"What do you call this?"
"Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump.'"
"You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full-time job. Now behave yourself."
Just what the world's been waiting for. The charge of the trenchcoat brigade.
Name That Movie
"the rule of thumb here is..."
"Rule of thumb!? Do you know where that expression comes from? In the early 1900's it was legal to beat your wife so long as you used a stick no wider than your thumb."
"Well, you can't do much damage with that, then...maybe it should have been a rule of wrist."
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritus sancti. [BLAM!]"
D: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! R: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. D: What? C: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right? M: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
"The west is the best." - The Doors
The darkness crept in like a cold mist, chilling her to the bone. Fear fixed its frigid fingers around her neck and began to slowly tighten its grip. A scream tried desperately to rise in her throat, but it was choked out by her sobs. She wanted to cry out for help, but what was the use? No one would hear her. She was alone.~LaH
Re: Name That Movie
"We made this special dog, it was made out of a Shitzo and a Bulldog."
"That's special, how did you call it?"
"A bullshit!" (Dumb and Dumber)
Honorable king of the SIGS
"Damn the devil, damn the devil to hell"
"I don't remember Stone Thumbs, but he has a stupid name so i hate him! Yes i do hate Egg, stupid bald little kid!-Xanran
Re: Name That Movie
Since LadySnow was the only one to try
3. Evil Dead 2. Just after Ash attaches the chainsaw to his stump.
5. This is Spinal Tap. One of the funniest movies of all time.
6. C'mon, I thought everyone knew that quote Michael Caine in Get Carter (I really hope Stallone didn't try to deliver that line in the *cough, spit* remake).
Ned - the actress is Liv Tyler. Now go watch Stealing Beauty
Oh, and LaH - Boondock Saints
Just what the world's been waiting for. The charge of the trenchcoat brigade.
Re: Name That Movie
SHIT! I missed a Tarantino quote - I don't believe it. OK, in my defense I haven't seen Reservoir Dogs in ages, but still....
Saw Bad Boys too, but the only thing I remember about it is one of the characters trying to convince his wife\fiance\girlfriend that the woman (Tea Leoni?) in the appartment is a witness he's trying to protect.
Just what the world's been waiting for. The charge of the trenchcoat brigade.
:: cheers :: daj, I love you! lol I'd be really impressed if an American got that. Boondock Saints wasn't allowed in theaters here. It went straight to video.
"The west is the best." - The Doors
The darkness crept in like a cold mist, chilling her to the bone. Fear fixed its frigid fingers around her neck and began to slowly tighten its grip. A scream tried desperately to rise in her throat, but it was choked out by her sobs. She wanted to cry out for help, but what was the use? No one would hear her. She was alone.~LaH
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