But, seriously. I just think that is the coolest dildo I've ever seen. One day when I'm a rich, famous eccentric I'm going to buy one and put it on a coffee table in my house. Wouldn't that be an excellent conversation piece?
And, for anyone who reads Harry Potter, that is SO a Malfoy dildo.
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Oh, honey, you have no idea.
I just went to the website that my friend Natalie found that picture on (blowfish.com) and here's the description/review for that one, which is called "Original Sin."
Quote:And the serpent said "Did God say that you should not enjoy the pleasures of the garden?" And Eve did, and she saw the delight in it.
One of those items that borders between art and sex toy, this toy is definitely a delight to behold and play with. The snake is coiled around a branch, the coils creating one of the most wonderful bumpy undulations this Blowfishie has ever felt with any sex toy. Unlike some bloopy, bumpy sex toys, you distinctly feel each of these ridges. The silicone is smooth, and the shape is inspired. 6-1/2" insertable length, 1-3/8" in diameter at the widest coil. (Note: The head of the snake can be a little pointy. We recommend this toy for slow, sensual play not vigorous in-out thrusting -- we don't want you to get bitten!)
Thank you serpent! It is goood!
Note: We normally keep the Original Sin in stock in Pale Green/White Swirls. Any other color is a special-order item, and may take as long as four to six weeks for delivery.
Available in the following colors (note that due to variations of dyes, monitors, and color technology, these swatches are approximate, not absolute), shown left to right Pale Green/White Swirls, Pale Green/Black Swirls, Plum/White Swirls, Black
And they have pictures of the colors. The plum/white swirls is really pretty, but I doubt it would go with the decor in the room I'd put it in. I'd have to get a black one. hehehe
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For anyone who would like a Cool Link Via LaH that does not involve sex toys, check out this cartoon. Make sure your sound is on.
I am endlessly amused by this. A friend of mine, knowing my love for lions, linked me to this about ten minutes ago and I have been watching it ever since.
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Can i just say that the thought of using a snake dildo is disturbing? I mean, putting that, there??? NO! Weird! People do the weirdest things...
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Snakes need lovin' too
btw, couldn't open the link - no snake dildo for me
(which is probably just as well given that I'm at work)
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I make a point of making a public spectacle of myself every time I go out. Today I danced around a Taco Bell, singing along with the bad music on the speakers.