Down on the Farm - mud holes
Nice weekend with wonderful sunshine and I should have been inside playing EQ cuz it was dbl exp weekend. But nooooo, I get a honey-do list that must be worked on first and then I get to play.
<<grumble, grumble>> So off I go to work on my list which consisted of hauling cut logs over to the wood racks at the other side of the yard (crossing a half acre, good walk with the wheelbarrow). I am thinking, "If I haul a$$ and do some 10 wheelbarrow loads, I can get off for good behavior and go play EQ!!" Ooooh a plan!
I am on load number 5 or so when Gwacker yells for help. Gwhacker (his EQ name, but he quit) calls me over to help bounce the mower out. He was on a riding mower cutting said back acre. He had ridden into part of a puddle and got stuck in the mud. OKey-dokey! This is better than hauling logs! So I run over. I see the little puddle behind the mower; he grazed the top edge of it. And I walk right into the little puddle. Puddles are fun, right?
I end up sinking to my knees. Fast. My first reaction besides laughing is to pull a foot out and walk out. Wrong idea. The suction just makes it worse. I fall forward and am now elbow-deep in the muck. Lovely.
Freezing cold heavy watery mud. Gwacker says to make a grab for the mower. I try but my hands are gooey and slippery and can't get a hold of it. So we need the car and a rope. and some plywood boards which are all in the garage.
An hour later, I am out, the mower is out and all I can think of is... d^mn, I coulda been safe and warm playing EQ and getting dbl exp.
We went to the movies to see "V Vendetta" and it all worked out fine. Except for missing the dbl exp.
Re: Down on the Farm - mud holes
see the movie? i wanna see the home movie of her sloppin around in the mud! ROFLMAO priceless, for everything else there's mastercard.................ha ha ha ha ha ha
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LOL. Hell hath no fury like a woman separated from her chocolate. Or is it hell hath no fury like a woman who has her birth control tampered with? hmm either one should prob be avoided....
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not much left of me?!?!? curse the gods and still my beating barbarian heart. oh you bewitching teasing fiend of a woman.
and you the instigater as well malinae. /e shudders with want
Re: Down on the Farm - chocolate
Malinae - you can do the baby thing. I smashed that alarm clock years ago! I am more interested in men things. I will split the chocolate with ya though.
And Perone - I treat my men like the gods they think of themselves; knowing very sweetly that one day, I will select a choice morsel from the bunch and make him into a delectable dish to be devoured. With or without the chocolate.
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I don't wanna be treated like a god, but you can certainly cover me in chocolate and make me your"delectable dish to be devoured".
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Ladies please! don't get in a tiff over me. There is plenty of chocolate and Big Daddy P to go around......................
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I get to go first!!! Good thing Malinae has the ogre to toy with, Perone. He will keep her amused until I am finished with you.
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so, what you are saying is........if i lay down and give up easy, you and she are gonna wrestle?............in the mud?............/e orders panoramic camera and a bean bag chair......
sigh.....
/grabs Perone by his helm horns and gives a good twist
It goes down like this:
I go first, carving you up with or without the chocolate. In the meantime, Malinae is smackin down her ogre to get tuned up, so she is primed to take over. Not that she really needs to.... her ogre is an amusing distraction.
Anything that is left of you will be happily donated to your mud hole. And we two fine ladies will go our way to hunt for more victims... errr... male companions.
to molest or carve up. or what ever. Depends on how much chocolate is left. And ale.
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I'll be over here molesting my ogre... 
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