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banana farty
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(10/23/03 9:58 pm)
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Halloween Show
there's a show at 123 that includes us...emergency, moon....it will kick it...you need to come...show off yer costume....the cd will be there...we will all have a good time....we promise.....celebrate..dance to the music....

do it

joe
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(10/25/03 3:23 pm)
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show
sounds like a dick of a good time.

Jack Blasto
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(10/27/03 1:10 am)
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shampoo
I think it sounds stupid. I'll be home washing my hair.

Homicidal Maniac
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(10/28/03 11:22 am)
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BEWAAAAAARRE!!!
Beware of the man in the audience dressed as a gorilla.

He's gonna jump from the rafters after the show and frantically grope the fronts of your stain-resistant Dockers.

Regardless of the demeaning way in which he will fondle you, he will smell nice and will most likely take you to breakfast the next morning.

Mark it on your day planner and bring a tube o' lube, dude.


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(11/2/03 8:53 pm)
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I wept at the halloween show. I cried and cried. I saw the goon jah. The poon bah. The right sided, left wide, tally wack. The creamorium. The cryptwagon. The beeflogin and sausagehogan. I saw fields of green, colors too. I became basic cable. I was an NBC drama. I dreampt not only in color but in 3-D. I could touch what I saw. I saw Billy, Daniel, Jason, and Rob performing the score from the Sound of Music. "The hills are alive"... @#%$ it ain't rock but it's better than anything the dude on your dorm floor wrote getting high and being artistic. He did get laid on occasion though and I resent that.

This is my thesis on why art is more than art.

Every jack ass can art fart:

(This is the title of my social studies fair project.)

The best art comes from fuggers not knowing what they're doing or ever even realizing they are artists.

My grandma is an exceptional artist at soup. She never hangs with other soup artists and eats spoiled food because the depression taught her to conserve. She hangs low.

She is the Lou Reed of soup before everyone recognized Lou Reed. When Lou was unrecognized he actually did productive things, because he knew he needed to strive at perfection because he was not cool enough. When everyone said he was cool enough (because he was) he knew it too (because he was) but he didn't sing much anymore (which he should've)... and when he did, it was more like talking. I think it was because he was tired.

Maybe it was because he tried so hard trying to make it cool that it wore him out. He had made blisters.

But I'm glad newspapers and magazines and tv shows and cult culture never told my grandma that her soup was "perfect" because she remains perfect at it and she never knew that what she had was that good... she knew it was good, but not fall down on your ass and quit good.

Anyway, that's all my spangle. Stars and...

:rolleyes

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