SlowMcguirkin
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(7/10/07 6:57 pm)
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LOW BUDGEt PICTURES-16 years of Comedy Horror
Hey all. Saw this thread so i figured I would throw some junk up about what I do as well.
Names Chris Seaver. I make crappy low budget comedy horror flicks for my company Low Budget Pictures. Started it in 1991 and its been going strong year by year. Its 16 years now and things keep going up for us. I got into horror and wanting to make movies when I was about 7 years old (I turn 30 in july)and would make backyard freddy and jason epics. Oh man, truly inspired work let me tell you. It was around 91 that I started to really take things serious and wrote scripts and got friends together to make more crap...a bit better than when I was 7 but still crap..and now I'm making even BETTER crap for all of you to either hate or love...never an inbetween with my stuff. I have made almost 31 full length flicks and over 100 short films. 10 of my films are sold through a few distro companies and sold around the world. And the rest you can buy through my websites or the many conventions we do year round. I Mostly deal with Tempe Entertainment and Troma studios. You can find my junk in stores such as FYE, Best buy, Suncoast, Movie Gallery as well as Amazon, Netflix and a few others here and there. I have been written about and or a film of mine has been featured in Fangoria, Rue-Morgue, Femme Fatales, Sirens of Cinema, Ultra Violent, Mr.Skin.com, DVDtalk, Celebrity Skin, The Playboy Channel, Dead Pit, Chud, Aint it cool and many more mags and online sites. I write, direct, shoot and edit my films. I shoot very fast. I shoot a full length film in 2 days (sometimes I use 3 to 4 full days but mostly 2 full days) and I tend to shoot 4-6 movies a year. Again my stuff is not for everyne. I like absurd comedy/alternative/twisted comedy and throw it in to the horror/gore mix. I create weird dialogue and characters that have their own world. Some hate me and my films and some love me and my films, but I'm just me. I do what I do and I love what I do and I dont think I will ever change. If you want to check out a bit of the crap I sling at folks, hop on over to www.lowbudgetpictures.net as well as the "new" my space page at www.myspace.com/lowbudgetpictures . I figured why not eh? Also if you want to know a bit more about me and what it is that I do...check out this article from a year ago or so...
www.popmatters.com/column...0802.shtml
thanks for reading the long winded post and hope to stick around and chat with all you jamokes from time to time.
HUZZAH!
OH and a little more info about whats in the works-
"TEENAPE GOES TO CAMP BLUDGEON"
Yes thats right. Teenape gets his own movie! This is pretty much the ultimate LBP universe flick. Bringing together faces,
characters and magics from the past 16 years. FINALLY
its my 80's sex comedy/80's camp slasher flick all
fudged into one powerhouse of a flick. AND it takes
place in an alternate 1984! How ****in sweet is that?
You can go to the Coming soon page to get a bit more
info on this project.
Next up is CASPIAN which we finally role on August 9th in Ohio. Pretty much the same cast is involved. Its MY version of all these torture horror porn flicks....so expect some hi-jinx the likes of which...well...yeah...
Then in October we shoot the last movie of 2007 and we will let you all know what that is when it gets closer. Its something the fans have wanted from me for a LONG time.
DISTRO YOU SAY? Well get a load of this folks-TEMPE
ENTERTAINMENT will be releasing 2 LBP Box Sets! Yes
you heard right. Box sets collecting Mulva, Mulva2, Filthy Mcnasty trilogy, Quest for the egg Salad,Carnage for the Destroyer and Destruction Kings.
Not only that but these box sets will also contain the
brand new flicks "TEENAPE GOES TO CAMP BLUDGEON" and
"FILM CREW" both Special edition DVDs with extras and
commentaries and the works! Thats 10 LBP movies
through Tempe in TWO Box sets that will make your
genitals bleed of their own accord!!!
Speaking of bleeding crotches-SRS distro will be releasing "HOUSE ON BONEJACK HILL" as a special edition as well with 3 other films and it will be selling in
WALMART!?? WHAT?? you heard that suckas! Expect these
new releases by the end of the year and early next
year. we are all pretty jazzed about the news and
couldnt be happier.
The HEATHER and PUGGLY trilogy Box Set is still in the cards as well. Twill be a 3 disc set with 2 new versions of Heather and Puggly 2 and 12 Inches of Dangling Fury as well as extras and commentaries galore. That set should be out in
October/November.
PLUS we are hard at work on a "HISTORY of LBP" documentary that a few fans started early in the year and its coming along briskly. If you are a fan or friend and want to be a part of the
DOC-Send in your videos ASAP. You can send it on
MiniDV or VHS tape. Let us know by contacting
lowbudgetpictures@gmail.com if you want to be a part.
PROMOTIONS - in Addition to all of the wacked out
krunkness going down we will also be heavily promoted
in SIRENS OF CINEMA magazine (check your newsstands)
with a feature called the "Ludacris Ladies of Low
Budget Pictures" featuring 4 of the leading woman of
LBP in an in depth and up close article written by
journalist and filmmaker Mike Watt.
CONVENTIONS - We will be hitting a few here and there next year but due to a new demon seed entering this world as the new lord Seavage, well we have to take a bit of a break,
but we WILL be doing the Buffalo NY "Rotton Jacks
Spook Show" in September as well as haunting the MONSTER MANIA 9 Con in New Jersey!
The SITE - Check out all of the links and pages through out the site to see if we have done anything new or special with them. Also check out the myspace page for more info, pics,
contests and videos.
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