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Lindsay: "I don't wanna just jump into this thing. I...I always do that when I'm attracted to a man, thats what I do."
RJ: "It wouldn't exactly be jumping in, we've known each other a lot of years. The only thing we'd have to risk is a good friendship."
Lindsay: "The only thing we'd have to risk is a good friendship? Mister, I don't know about you, but if anything were to happen to this friendship I'd be miserable."
RJ: "Okay then, I suppose I better keep on inventing excuses."
Lindsay: (pause) "Invent away."

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Lindsay: "I just want Cristian out of my life."

R.J: "Who asked what you want?"

Lindsay: "He doesn't deserve my daughter. He took her away from me and I want her back, that's all. I want my daughter back."

Nora: "Where did she run to this time, Lindsay?"

Lindsay: "Oh. What are you doing here?"

Nora: "I mean, not that I blame her. Desperate times do require desperate measures."

Lindsay: "I thought that you went to see your family in Chicago. What happened? Did they get tired of your self-righteousness?"

R.J: "Ok, Lindsay."

Lindsay: "I told you we should have gone somewhere more private."

R.J: "You'll have to forgive Lindsay. You see, she's had a spot of bad luck. Sam finally cut her loose."

Nora: "Oh. Sam did? What in the world did you do?"

Lindsay: "Shut up, Nora."

R.J: "Well, if that weren't enough, Willie-Boy needed space so badly that he... well, he moved to a different time zone."

Nora: "Oh - this gets better and better."

Lindsay: "That had nothing to do with me."

Nora: "So what continent did Jen run off to this time?"

R.J: "Oh, no. See, Jen is still here, but she's still with Cristian Vega. And believe it or not, Lindsay wants to break them up so badly, that she puts cameras all over the boy's apartment and then puts his life all over the internet."

Nora: "You did what?"

Lindsay: "I hate you."

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Lindsay: "Why don't you just go along with my story?"
RJ : "Which story would that be, Linday? You know there are so many."
Lindsay: "That we're dating."
RJ: "Oh, that nightmare!"

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Lindsay: "Why are you so nice to her?"
RJ: "I like her."
(Lindsay gives RJ a look)
RJ: "I like youuu better!"

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Lindsay: "So why'd you kiss me like that last night?"
RJ: "Now who's changing the subject?"
Lindsay: "I'm not hearing any why..."

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RJ: "I just want to know if you still have feelings for this punk."
Lindsay: "Why? So you can warn me off of him?"
RJ: "No. No, my reasons are a little more personal."

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Lindsay: "You're the best thing thats happened to me in years, RJ."

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Lindsay: "Why do you care anyway?"
RJ: "Someone's got to watch your back."
Lindsay: (smiling) "I appreciate that."

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