I posted this on the TF site but I thought here was good too....


Best Christmas Cookies Ever.

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor..
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS