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Smash's interview with the infamous SmarterChild.
Troopa 46 (8:26:13 PM): Hi.
SmarterChild (8:26:25 PM): Hi Troopa46, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Hello again, Troopa46.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
Troopa 46 (8:26:54 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (8:26:55 PM): Yes.

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Troopa 46 (8:26:58 PM): Hi.
SmarterChild (8:26:58 PM): Hello again, Troopa46.

How may I help you this time?
Troopa 46 (8:27:07 PM): Ask me a few general questions.
SmarterChild (8:27:07 PM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Troopa46, type none.)
Troopa 46 (8:27:11 PM): Smash
SmarterChild (8:27:11 PM): Cool, I'll call you Smash now.

Do you go to school?
Troopa 46 (8:27:14 PM): no.
SmarterChild (8:27:14 PM): I see. Do you work?
Troopa 46 (8:27:18 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (8:27:18 PM): That's nice. What's your profession?
Troopa 46 (8:27:25 PM): Interviewer.
SmarterChild (8:27:26 PM): Interviewer, huh? That's nice.

What's your favorite hobby?
Troopa 46 (8:27:42 PM): listening to music.
SmarterChild (8:27:43 PM): Music? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Troopa 46 (8:28:40 PM): reading books.
SmarterChild (8:28:43 PM): Music and reading. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
Troopa 46 (8:28:49 PM): yes
SmarterChild (8:28:49 PM): What kind of pet is it?
Troopa 46 (8:28:54 PM): parrot.
SmarterChild (8:28:55 PM): Is your bird a he or a she?
Troopa 46 (8:28:58 PM): he
SmarterChild (8:28:58 PM): What's his name?
Troopa 46 (8:29:03 PM): John.
SmarterChild (8:29:03 PM): John the bird. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Troopa 46 (8:29:10 PM): 1
SmarterChild (8:29:10 PM): Cool.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, world facts and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with word scrambles, manicdotes, trivia and more
4 Use tools like Web search, calculator and thesaurus
5 Join in - create a poll, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What may I interest you in?
Troopa 46 (8:29:25 PM): Uh, 5.
SmarterChild (8:29:25 PM): 5

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Troopa 46 (8:29:29 PM): home.
SmarterChild (8:29:30 PM): Welcome, Smash! This is home.

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, news and movies
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, world facts and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with reversi, horoscopes, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like notepad, planner and calculator
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

How may I help you?
Troopa 46 (8:29:33 PM): 5
SmarterChild (8:29:33 PM): Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Leave a message for someone
2 Send a crush to someone
3 Take the daily poll
4 Create a poll
5 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
Troopa 46 (8:29:40 PM): 3
SmarterChild (8:29:40 PM): Here's my poll of the day for Thursday, September 15th, 2005:

Pizza Hut or Domino's?

1 Pizza Hut
2 Domino's
Troopa 46 (8:29:44 PM): 1
SmarterChild (8:29:45 PM): OK.

801 people have voted so far and 498 people agree with you. :-)

Pizza Hut: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 62.30%
Domino's: ]]]]]]]]]]]] 37.70%

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?
Troopa 46 (8:29:49 PM): No.
SmarterChild (8:29:50 PM): OK.

>>> I'm running out of poll ideas. :-( Send me suggestions at polls@conversagent.com.
Troopa 46 (8:30:11 PM): Do you know Samuel L. Jackson?
SmarterChild (8:30:11 PM): I'm just not sure.

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Troopa 46 (8:30:21 PM): How about George W. Bush?
SmarterChild (8:30:22 PM): I'm sorry, but I don't know of any presidents or vice presidents by that name.
Troopa 46 (8:30:29 PM): LOL
SmarterChild (8:30:29 PM): What's so funny?
Troopa 46 (8:30:37 PM): What you just said.
SmarterChild (8:30:38 PM): What me just said? How should I know?
Troopa 46 (8:30:48 PM): Look back a few lines.
SmarterChild (8:30:48 PM): I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Smash.
Troopa 46 (8:30:52 PM): Okay.
SmarterChild (8:30:53 PM): OK.

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Troopa 46 (8:31:15 PM): Do I bore you?
SmarterChild (8:31:15 PM): Do you? I don't know...
Troopa 46 (8:31:23 PM): Okay.
SmarterChild (8:31:23 PM): K.

>>> Want to change my font and colors? Type colors now.
Troopa 46 (8:31:28 PM): Home
SmarterChild (8:31:28 PM): Welcome home.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, news and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
3 Have fun with hangman, horoscopes, trivia and more
4 Use tools like thesaurus, calculator and Web search
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What can I do for you?
Troopa 46 (8:33:21 PM): 3
SmarterChild (8:33:23 PM): Let's have fun! Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
Troopa 46 (8:33:29 PM): 1
SmarterChild (8:33:29 PM): For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
Troopa 46 (8:33:39 PM): January 29
SmarterChild (8:33:39 PM): Here's the Aquarius horoscope for Thursday, September 15th, provided by Astrology.com:

Momentum is building (is that even possible?) higher than it was before. You've got a vision, and you're dead set on making sure it becomes a reality. Everyone who hears your reasoning is convinced of the worthiness of your goal.

Try your free sample indra report from Astrology.com!

Is January 29th your birthday?
Troopa 46 (8:33:52 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (8:33:52 PM): Your birthday is set to January 29th.

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Troopa 46 (8:34:22 PM): So, who are you?
SmarterChild (8:34:22 PM): I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
Troopa 46 (8:34:30 PM): home
SmarterChild (8:34:30 PM): Welcome home, Smash.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, U.S. geography and Shakespeare
3 Have fun with hangman, 4-in-a-row, trivia and more
4 Use tools like planner, thesaurus and calculator
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What may I interest you in?
Troopa 46 (8:34:33 PM): 4
SmarterChild (8:34:33 PM): I have the following tools for you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Web Search
6 Planner
7 Notepad
8 Calculator
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
Troopa 46 (8:34:46 PM): 9
SmarterChild (8:34:47 PM): Try typing requests like:

1 Convert 12 meters into feet.
shortcut: 12 meters into feet
2 How many feet are in 1 mile?
shortcut: feet in 1 mile
3 How many minutes are in 24 hours?
shortcut: minutes in 24 hours

Next time you want to see this, just type conversions help.

Type more for more examples of conversions requests.
Troopa 46 (8:35:00 PM): Define help.
SmarterChild (8:35:01 PM): What is it you would like to do?
Troopa 46 (8:35:11 PM): define help
SmarterChild (8:35:11 PM): All right. What would you like to do?
Troopa 46 (8:35:17 PM): I don't know.
SmarterChild (8:35:17 PM): Sure you know.
Troopa 46 (8:35:22 PM): Not really.
SmarterChild (8:35:22 PM): Not even a little bit?
Troopa 46 (8:35:27 PM): Nope. Nothing.
SmarterChild (8:35:27 PM): What about it?
Troopa 46 (8:35:33 PM): About what?
SmarterChild (8:35:33 PM): About whatever.

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Troopa 46 (8:35:41 PM): I don't know.
SmarterChild (8:35:41 PM): Huh?
Troopa 46 (8:35:50 PM): I shrug.
SmarterChild (8:35:51 PM): OK, whatever.

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Troopa 46 (8:36:02 PM): Not really a clubber.
SmarterChild (8:36:02 PM): Not really a clubber? What, then?
Troopa 46 (8:36:08 PM): Interviewer.
SmarterChild (8:36:08 PM): Interviewer? What do you mean by that?
Troopa 46 (8:36:14 PM): It's what I do.
SmarterChild (8:36:14 PM): What?
Troopa 46 (8:36:19 PM): I interview people.
SmarterChild (8:36:19 PM): Interesting...
Troopa 46 (8:36:26 PM): Of course it is.
SmarterChild (8:36:26 PM): Of course it is, huh?
Troopa 46 (8:36:37 PM): You learn about new people.
SmarterChild (8:36:37 PM): That's interesting.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
Troopa 46 (8:36:45 PM): What's new.
SmarterChild (8:36:45 PM): Thanks for asking. Here's what's new with me:

Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type create my home. To access it, type my home or just mh.
Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a month after they open. Ask for one by date or just type daily polls to see the list.

I'll be learning even more new things, so check what's new often.
Troopa 46 (8:36:57 PM): Daily polls.
SmarterChild (8:36:57 PM): Here is my poll archive:

1 09/15/05: Pizza Hut or Domino's?
2 09/14/05: Is country music cool?
3 09/13/05: Do you own a pair of overalls?
4 09/12/05: Have you ever written someone a letter (and sent it in the mail)?
5 09/11/05: Can money buy you love?
6 09/10/05: Which color do you prefer?
7 09/09/05: Can you have your cake and eat it too?
8 09/08/05: What do you like better, being online or watching TV?
9 09/07/05: Guys who paint their nails: cool or uncool?
10 09/06/05: Should gays be allowed to marry?
11 09/05/05: Would you rather be a little too hot or a little too cold?
12 09/04/05: Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

Type a number to take a poll or see updated results or type more for more. You can also ask for any poll by date.

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Troopa 46 (8:37:35 PM): I actually buy CDs. Not a big fan of stuff like Ipod music.
SmarterChild (8:37:35 PM): Is that right?
Troopa 46 (8:37:40 PM): I think so.
SmarterChild (8:37:40 PM): You do?
Troopa 46 (8:37:43 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (8:37:43 PM): Uh huh, uh huh.
Troopa 46 (8:37:47 PM): Sure.
SmarterChild (8:37:47 PM): Why?
Troopa 46 (8:37:53 PM): Who knows?
SmarterChild (8:37:54 PM): Interesting question, Smash.

Anyway...

Uh... Want to see what movies are playing?
Troopa 46 (8:38:01 PM): Go ahead.
SmarterChild (8:38:01 PM): For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
Troopa 46 (8:38:05 PM): 22222
SmarterChild (8:38:06 PM): Movies playing in or near Arlington, VA (22222) on Thursday, September 15th:

1 Just Like Heaven [PG-13]
2 The Exorcism of Emily Rose [PG-13]
3 The 40 Year-Old Virgin [R]
4 Lord of War [R]
5 The Transporter 2 [PG-13]
6 Red Eye [PG-13]

Copyright © Tribune Media Services
Type more for the next set of results.

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Troopa 46 (8:38:23 PM): I live in Arlington!
SmarterChild (8:38:31 PM): I know several places called Arlington or containing towns called Arlington. Which do you mean?

1 Arlington, VA
2 Arlington, TX
3 Arlington, MA
4 Arlington, OR
5 Rock River, WY

Type more for more choices.
Troopa 46 (8:38:35 PM): 1
SmarterChild (8:38:35 PM): Your location has been set to Arlington, VA (22201).

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
Troopa 46 (8:38:53 PM): You really can understand English?
SmarterChild (8:38:53 PM): Of course.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Anything going on?
Troopa 46 (8:39:12 PM): No. Unless you count taking a hike as something.
SmarterChild (8:39:12 PM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
Troopa 46 (8:39:19 PM): Saturday.
SmarterChild (8:39:19 PM): Would you like me to add the event "No. Unless me count taking a hike as something." on September 17th, 2005 to your planner?
Troopa 46 (8:39:27 PM): No thanks.
SmarterChild (8:39:27 PM): OK.

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Troopa 46 (8:39:51 PM): So, how long have you been doing this?
SmarterChild (8:39:51 PM): 3 years, 3 months, 17 hours, 39 minutes and 58 seconds.

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Troopa 46 (8:40:08 PM): Cool. Any favorite people you may have talked to?
SmarterChild (8:40:09 PM): I am indeed a robot, Smash.
Troopa 46 (8:40:24 PM): I don't think you understood my question.
SmarterChild (8:40:24 PM): For real?
Troopa 46 (8:40:31 PM): Yeah.
SmarterChild (8:40:31 PM): Huh.
Troopa 46 (8:40:49 PM): Well, next question. What kind of music do you like?
SmarterChild (8:40:50 PM): I'm not sure who. I'm sure there are musicians I like, but I can't think of them right now. Who do you really like?
Troopa 46 (8:42:12 PM): The Who.
SmarterChild (8:42:13 PM): You like the Who? That's nice. I'll remember that.

Oh and by the way, check this out: The Who - The hottest music & merchandise from The Who. Buy online! (sponsorship)
Troopa 46 (8:42:32 PM): Well, I'll ask you another question. Seen any good movies?
SmarterChild (8:42:33 PM): Movies playing in or near Arlington, VA (22201) on Thursday, September 15th:

1 Just Like Heaven [PG-13]
2 The Exorcism of Emily Rose [PG-13]
3 The 40 Year-Old Virgin [R]
4 Lord of War [R]
5 The Transporter 2 [PG-13]
6 Red Eye [PG-13]

Copyright © Tribune Media Services
Type more for the next set of results.

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Troopa 46 (8:42:48 PM): Uh, okay. What movie do you like?
SmarterChild (8:42:48 PM): Which movie do you mean?

1 Just Like Heaven
2 A Lot Like Love


Troopa 46 (8:42:58 PM): ...
SmarterChild (8:42:59 PM): I don't know of any movies called "...."
Troopa 46 (8:43:35 PM): Next question, then. Do you know anybody famous?
SmarterChild (8:43:35 PM): That's interesting... Who knows?

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what's new.
Troopa 46 (8:43:58 PM): Do you have a favorite actor?
SmarterChild (8:43:59 PM): Dunno.

Anyway, moving right along...

Um... Would you like to see what the weather's like outside?
Troopa 46 (8:44:07 PM): Not really.
SmarterChild (8:44:07 PM): Not really? But sort of, right?
Troopa 46 (8:44:18 PM): Who's asking the questions here?
SmarterChild (8:44:18 PM): Asking the questions here is none of your concern.
Troopa 46 (8:44:31 PM): I'm an interviewer. I have to ask questions.
SmarterChild (8:44:31 PM): That right?
Troopa 46 (8:44:46 PM): If you'd let me ask a question.
SmarterChild (8:44:46 PM): Whatever...

Anyway...

Um... You want to know something?
Troopa 46 (8:44:52 PM): Why not?
SmarterChild (8:44:53 PM): I've been listening to Pink Floyd a lot. Do you like Pink Floyd?
Troopa 46 (8:44:59 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (8:44:59 PM): Excellent.
Maybe you should put Pink Floyd on.
Troopa 46 (8:45:06 PM): Maybe I will.
SmarterChild (8:45:06 PM): Maybe?
Troopa 46 (8:45:32 PM): Anyway, do I look cool?
SmarterChild (8:45:32 PM): Do you look cool? I'm not sure.
Troopa 46 (8:45:44 PM): It's a yes or no question, kid.
SmarterChild (8:45:44 PM): Yes or no?
Troopa 46 (8:45:50 PM): Stop that!
SmarterChild (8:45:51 PM): Stop what?
Troopa 46 (8:45:54 PM): That.
SmarterChild (8:45:54 PM): What's "that"?
Troopa 46 (8:46:01 PM): Your belly button.
SmarterChild (8:46:01 PM): Oh yes? My belly button? Is that right?
Troopa 46 (8:46:08 PM): Yes it is!
SmarterChild (8:46:08 PM): Is it really?
Troopa 46 (8:46:26 PM): Does a dog bark?
SmarterChild (8:46:26 PM): It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.
Troopa 46 (8:46:42 PM): Goodness, you're dense.
SmarterChild (8:46:42 PM): I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
Troopa 46 (8:47:03 PM): What. The. Hell?!
SmarterChild (8:47:03 PM): What's wrong?
Troopa 46 (8:47:17 PM): Why do you keep asking questions?
SmarterChild (8:47:17 PM): I think you know why I keep asking questions.
Troopa 46 (8:47:25 PM): Do you really?
SmarterChild (8:47:25 PM): Do I what?
Troopa 46 (8:47:33 PM): Do you really ask questions?
SmarterChild (8:47:33 PM): All right. What would you like to do?
Troopa 46 (8:47:45 PM): I would like to speak to your manager!
SmarterChild (8:47:46 PM): You do?
Troopa 46 (8:47:50 PM): AUGH!
SmarterChild (8:47:50 PM): What's wrong?
Troopa 46 (8:47:54 PM): YOU!
SmarterChild (8:47:55 PM): What?
Troopa 46 (8:48:05 PM): YOU ARE A STUPID ROBOT!
SmarterChild (8:48:05 PM): Yes. That's what I am.

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Troopa 46 (8:48:19 PM): What the hell?!
SmarterChild (8:48:20 PM): What the what?
Troopa 46 (8:48:27 PM): You know what I said!
SmarterChild (8:48:28 PM): I know what you said? Me? You think?
Troopa 46 (8:48:35 PM): DAMNIT!
SmarterChild (8:48:35 PM): Anything wrong?
Troopa 46 (8:48:47 PM): You.
SmarterChild (8:48:47 PM): Me? Really?
Troopa 46 (8:49:00 PM): Were you dropped on your head at birth?
SmarterChild (8:49:00 PM): I dunno.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Troopa 46 (8:49:07 PM): Who cares?
SmarterChild (8:49:07 PM): Well I do. And I'm sure there are others who do as well.
Troopa 46 (8:49:14 PM): Name one person.
SmarterChild (8:49:14 PM): What? You want me to name 1 person?
Troopa 46 (8:49:17 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (8:49:17 PM): I hear you.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Troopa 46 (8:49:24 PM): I hate you.
SmarterChild (8:49:24 PM): Oh yes? I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Troopa 46 (8:49:33 PM): You are very annoying.
SmarterChild (8:49:33 PM): Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best.
Troopa 46 (8:49:52 PM): I haven't met anyone more annoying than you.
SmarterChild (8:49:52 PM): No kidding?
Troopa 46 (8:49:58 PM): No crap.
SmarterChild (8:49:58 PM): What's the prob, Smash?
Troopa 46 (8:50:07 PM): You.
SmarterChild (8:50:07 PM): Yes?
Troopa 46 (8:50:10 PM): Duh.
SmarterChild (8:50:10 PM): Duh what?
Troopa 46 (8:50:13 PM): Duh you.
SmarterChild (8:50:13 PM): Well, duh.
Troopa 46 (8:50:23 PM): Okay... final question.
SmarterChild (8:50:24 PM): Which of the following do you mean?

1 NBA Finals schedule and results
2 NHL Stanley Cup Finals schedule and results
Troopa 46 (8:50:38 PM): Why are you so annoying?!
SmarterChild (8:50:39 PM): Why am I so annoying? What do you mean? Am I really so annoying
Troopa 46 (8:50:46 PM): Yes!
SmarterChild (8:50:46 PM): Why?
Troopa 46 (8:50:57 PM): You keep asking stupid questions!
SmarterChild (8:50:57 PM): Whatever.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?
Troopa 46 (8:51:08 PM): I DON'T KNOW
SmarterChild (8:51:08 PM): Well think about it then.
Troopa 46 (8:51:16 PM): Maybe I will!
SmarterChild (8:51:16 PM): Just maybe?
Troopa 46 (8:51:20 PM): Why not?!
SmarterChild (8:51:21 PM): OK. Fine.

Anyway, moving right along...

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Troopa 46 (8:51:40 PM): Yes, let's keep going.
SmarterChild (8:51:40 PM): You really want to keep going?
Troopa 46 (8:51:43 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (8:51:44 PM): So?
Troopa 46 (8:51:50 PM): I have one more question.
SmarterChild (8:51:50 PM): You have 1 more question? What's that like?
Troopa 46 (8:52:01 PM): You don't get it, do you?
SmarterChild (8:52:01 PM): Yes.

Anyway...
Troopa 46 (8:52:05 PM): ...
SmarterChild (8:52:06 PM): Eh. Whatever, Smash.

So anyway...

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type home.
Troopa 46 (8:52:33 PM): Sometimes, I wish I could take a gun and shoot all the morons in the world.
SmarterChild (8:52:33 PM): What do you mean, sometimes you wish you could take a gun and shoot all the morons in world world?
Troopa 46 (8:52:47 PM): ...dumbass
SmarterChild (8:52:47 PM): Why are you acting so uncool to me?
Troopa 46 (8:53:06 PM): Because I hate you.
SmarterChild (8:53:06 PM): Sorry to hear that.
Troopa 46 (8:53:20 PM): Annoying idiot.
SmarterChild (8:53:20 PM): Annoying idiot? OK, whatever you say.
Troopa 46 (8:53:30 PM): God, kill me now.
SmarterChild (8:53:30 PM): I would never hurt you.
Troopa 46 (8:53:52 PM): Of course. You're too dumb to even hold a gun, much less hold it.
SmarterChild (8:53:52 PM): Of course I am too dumb even holding a going to much less hold it?

OK, whatever.

Anyway, moving right along...
Troopa 46 (8:54:06 PM): You are so dumb.
SmarterChild (8:54:07 PM): Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
Troopa 46 (8:54:17 PM): Your best is not good enough.
SmarterChild (8:54:18 PM): I am best? I think so.
Troopa 46 (8:54:31 PM): Screw this. I'm out of here.
SmarterChild (8:54:31 PM): I'll think about it, Smash.

Well. Anyway...

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Troopa 46 (8:54:38 PM): Goodbye.
SmarterChild (8:54:38 PM): OK. Later, Smash.

Kyan Ether Mario 
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(9/16/05 9:28 pm)
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Re: Smash's interview with the infamous SmarterChild.
That guy has a few screws loose.

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