The No-Plot Story: Message Board Version

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Nicolas 64 Grand Master Owner of The N.M. Comics Page Video games rule! Posts: 1681 (11/30/05 8:42 pm) Reply	The No-Plot Story: Message Board Version (one day, in a large field, we see two kids playing baseball) Kid 1: I can out-bat you, Jay! Jay: Doubt it, John! (hits a scarecrow with a bat) John: Oh no, scarecrow. You got hit! Scarecrow: When was it okay to hit me with a bat?! John: Holy crap! You can talk! Scarecrow: Duh. I'm a scarecrow. You can call me Gary. Jay: How did you learn to talk? Gary: I got some phonics tapes from Mike Tyson. John: Wow, and it looks like you learned fast. Gary: Sure did. ...What's that in the sky? Jay: (looking up) It looks like... a UFO! John: Cool! Aliens! (the UFO lands closeby, opening the hatch. Coming out are two aliens, looking just like humans, dressed in black cloaks) Alien 1: People of Earth, we're aliens! John: I think we know that. Alien 2: Allen, he knows too much! Allen: Right on it, Ellen. Gary: Not a lot of creativity was in your parent's minds at the time, was it? Ellen: You all know too much! These humans know too much! Let's blow up this planet! (we cut to Nick sitting in a chair, watch this on TV) Nick: Boring! (changes the channel) ...to be continued on...
Durress Micores The Oldest Freshman Posts: 670 (12/5/05 10:53 pm) Reply	Re: The No-Plot Story: Message Board Version :: meanwhile, over in Hat Land :: Dogman: Woof! We can't be waiting here all day! Kitty: Shut it, doggie! We need to find the right hat for me! Dogman: But I hate hats! They're so, hatty! And besides, the Village People wore hats! Village People: Y-M-C-A! I want to go to the Y-M-C-A! Kitty: Dogman, just go already. Go get hit by a damn car! Dogman: Fine. But I swear, if I see you when I'm a ghost, I am so possessing your TV! :: explodes :: Kitty: :: seeing the Village People :: What are you doing here? The Indian: We sing song. The Policeman: And want to get all the guys attentions. Kitty: Sorry to say this, but the 70's are over. Everybody's bisexual now. Even the seemingly hetero man George Clooney has kissed a guy and girl. Durress: And me! I kissed the hottie known as Danica Patrick! Whoo yeah! I certainly gave her a "ride" on my "Ferrari" at night. Kitty: You think I believe that? Durress: Well, with a member as big as mine, you have to. Kitty: Really? Durress: Wanna find out? Kitty: Not really. Durress: Then who will save the ducks?! Bobobo Bo Bobobo: I will! Durress: :: gasp :: Bo!
Kyan Ether Mario Pool Fool Posts: 970 (12/7/05 8:57 pm) Reply	Q Kyan: And I'm here, too! Durress: Kyan! Kyan: Do you talk to your baby's daddy like that?! Durress: Well, I was thinking... Bobobo: We don't have time to think! We have to save all the ducks! Kyan: I will help you. But first, we have to find the spy here. Durress: Spy? Bobobo: Yes. Somebody here is a spy. And it's you, Don Patch! Don Patch: What, me?! Couldn't be! Kyan: Then who? Durress: Must be you! points to Beauty Beauty: I can't be a spy! Kyan: Then all hope is lost! We're doomed!
Nicolas 64 Grand Master Owner of The N.M. Comics Page Video games rule! Posts: 1695 (12/11/05 5:49 pm) Reply	Re: Q (meanwhile, on top of old Smokey... all covered in snow...) Nick: It's cold. Napoleon: We'll invade France later! Nick: You're not here! (shoves Napoleon off of the mountain) Usher: My dancing will save us all! (dances) Nick: ...sorry, dude, but no go. Usher: Whatever. (flys off) Nick: This is totally useless! I'll never get out of here! To Be Continued...
Durress Micores The Oldest Freshman Posts: 684 (12/14/05 11:03 pm) Reply	Re: Q Flying! :: explosions ::
KDJ23 The Interviewer Formerly Known As Damon Posts: 18 (1/26/06 6:16 pm) Reply	Re: Q [Katsuro begins his journey at a far off city. He is carrying his guitar, and his katana. Kat makes it to a small town.] Katsuro: [pulling out a canteen, drinking water] Made it. I will finally figure out the mystery of the volcano. Kid: You're a volcanologist? Katsuro: Nah, kiddo. Just somebody looking for someone. In a volcano, that is. Anyway, I'm off to get some food! [Katsuro dashes off toward the town]
Nicolas 64 Webmaster of N.M. Comics Posts: 1740 (1/27/06 9:31 pm) Reply	Re: Q (Of course, Katsuro can't expect his journey to be easy. I know! Let's pit him against a dragon!) Katsuro: Crizzap! The one time I forgot to bring dental floss! Dragon: (roars, breathing fire) I'M GONNA EAT YOU! Katsuro: You wouldn't want to eat me. I taste bad. See? (licks his hand) Wait, that tastes good. (keeps licking his hand) I need some salt here, dragon! Dragon: Oh! Okay. Hold on. (walks into his cave) Katsuro: SUCKER! (pulls out his sword, and cuts the dragon's tail off) Dragon: That wasn't cool. Katsuro: Neither is this! (breathes fire on the dragon) Fight fire with fire, fool! Dragon: DAMN! What'd you eat?! Katsuro: Food. Dragon: What kind of food? Katsuro: Spicy food. Dragon: And? Katsuro: I went to the bathroom. Want to hear the details? Dragon: I'd rather not.

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