Niccin Auror Mod
Posts: 66
(12/12/02 4:12 pm) Reply
Re: Awww..here we go
Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the pushing of people off cliffs to the transfomation of mangoes that are big and juicy. Then those big and juicy mangoes become the object with which mum and dad use to make broomclosets so they sneak away to make new Aurors who are sort of whacked because they are all Canadian. Nevertheless, Dad loves these retarded children for their cool use of the naughty eyebrow smilie. Hermione thinks the pimpin' smilie looks a little like Dad after sex in the broomcloset when at a ghetto club they start to swing dance
I KNEW someone was gonna say something about sex in the broomcloset!
~Nic
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"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum...but come on down. We're going crazy."-Colin, WLIIA
Re: Awww..here we go
Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the pushing of people off cliffs to the transfomation of mangoes that are big and juicy. Then those big and juicy mangoes become the object with which mum and dad use to make broomclosets so they sneak away to make new Aurors who are sort of whacked because they are all Canadian. Nevertheless, Dad loves these retarded children for their cool use of the naughty eyebrow smilie. Hermione thinks the pimpin' smilie looks a little like Dad after sex in the broomcloset when at a ghetto club they start to swing dance in the middle of the
Ya know, there's not enough sex in this story! I'm very disappointed in you Aurors!
Auror :love:
Lauren
mione06 Registered User
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(12/15/02 3:22 pm) Reply
Re: Awww..here we go
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Umm.. Let's see what I can do here... :rubs hands together excitedly:
Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the pushing of people off cliffs to the transfomation of mangoes that are big and juicy. Then those big and juicy mangoes become the object with which mum and dad use to make broomclosets so they sneak away to make new Aurors who are sort of whacked because they are all Canadian. Nevertheless, Dad loves these retarded children for their cool use of the naughty eyebrow smilie. Hermione thinks the pimpin' smilie looks a little like Dad after sex in the broomcloset when at a ghetto club they start to swing dance in the middle of the table. Ron walked in and
I dunno where the table thing came from in my mind, but my mind wouldn't let me change it....
evil, ebil mind of mine......... grr.....
Oh, sorry!
C'mon add some more...
Nicole, who is blushing after having H/H dance on a TABLE......
Niccin Auror Mod
Posts: 70
(12/16/02 2:16 pm) Reply
Re: Awww..here we go
Hey! It's another Nicole! Welcome! I'm Nicole too, but call me Nic And don't worry about the table thing, we're all guttery here
Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the pushing of people off cliffs to the transfomation of mangoes that are big and juicy. Then those big and juicy mangoes become the object with which mum and dad use to make broomclosets so they sneak away to make new Aurors who are sort of whacked because they are all Canadian. Nevertheless, Dad loves these retarded children for their cool use of the naughty eyebrow smilie. Hermione thinks the pimpin' smilie looks a little like Dad after sex in the broomcloset when at a ghetto club they start to swing dance in the middle of the table. Ron walked in and saw them doing something bad
I'll be curious to see how this works
~Nic
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"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum...but come on down. We're going crazy."-Colin, WLIIA
Re: Awww..here we go
Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the pushing of people off cliffs to the transfomation of mangoes that are big and juicy. Then those big and juicy mangoes become the object with which mum and dad use to make broomclosets so they sneak away to make new Aurors who are sort of whacked because they are all Canadian. Nevertheless, Dad loves these retarded children for their cool use of the naughty eyebrow smilie. Hermione thinks the pimpin' smilie looks a little like Dad after sex in the broomcloset when at a ghetto club they start to swing dance in the middle of the table. Ron walked in and saw them doing something bad and put on his pimpin'
Niccin Auror Mod
Posts: 77
(12/25/02 7:17 pm) Reply
Re: Awww..here we go
Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the pushing of people off cliffs to the transfomation of mangoes that are big and juicy. Then those big and juicy mangoes become the object with which mum and dad use to make broomclosets so they sneak away to make new Aurors who are sort of whacked because they are all Canadian. Nevertheless, Dad loves these retarded children for their cool use of the naughty eyebrow smilie. Hermione thinks the pimpin' smilie looks a little like Dad after sex in the broomcloset when at a ghetto club they start to swing dance in the middle of the table. Ron walked in and saw them doing something bad and put on his pimpin' hat which was purple and
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Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the pushing of people off cliffs to the transfomation of mangoes that are big and juicy. Then those big and juicy mangoes become the object with which mum and dad use to make broomclosets so they sneak away to make new Aurors who are sort of whacked because they are all Canadian. Nevertheless, Dad loves these retarded children for their cool use of the naughty eyebrow smilie. Hermione thinks the pimpin' smilie looks a little like Dad after sex in the broomcloset when at a ghetto club they start to swing dance in the middle of the table. Ron walked in and saw them doing something bad and put on his pimpin' hat which was purple and green and had little stars on the chair and ran
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Harry and Hermione being the supercouple that they are had procreated 92 very beautiful children and they were all obsessed with special, custom-made broom closets. Fancy broom closets with purple wallpaper that was picked out by the crazy people who sprinkle lemon juice on nipples and caress them in dreams. The crazies called themselves Aurors .
Who are unlike any earthly beings ever created in middle earth. frodo exclaimed to iris who was extracting those furry feet from belle's hands which were bigger yet lighter than bananas covered in blood from the veins, "You son of a..."
And don't worry about the table thing, we're all guttery here 
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