satan 
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(9/11/03 11:10 pm)
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please vote
O.K. I know a lot of people hate me and stuff. I just do a lot of bad things. It's all true. Sorry.
Anyhow, I was running for mayor of St. Albans and as part of my standing ground I'm trying to become better a better, hmmm, bloak let's say.
My first proposition is to start reusing two words that have seemed once were important but now do nothing for st. Albans.
1."barf"- definition - when you vomit
2. "boner"- definition- historically the word boner was used as slang for " a mistake" during the 1920's - 1950's.
During the year 1980- 2000 the American public liked to snicker about this term in beetwen wedgies and frostie bowles/ nuggets/ and caramel.
2003-? carries another evolutionary step for the word that I would appreciate if everyone would use the word boner in reference to food. eg. "I sure would like at this late hour to get a boner." Or possibly, "Where can a man get a boner around here!!!" The last use is best used when driving on an empty interstate around 3:00 am.
Translated according to new American terminolgy this would of course mean "I sure would like to find a late night crawl that all the hip pep kids from the local 201 are snatching a burger."
So, I know it's weird voting for satan and shit, but you know... I did keep it a secret about you fantasizing about fucking your cousin. They were hot, I understand. God doesn't though and that's what makes satan cool. Vote Satan.
Love SATAN
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