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First Name :: private
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Location :: Canada
Occupation :: RCAF Pilot
Hobbies :: Boxing, biting, snorting, snarking, writing, smoking, drinking, art, Mortal Kombat, eighties cartoons (BEETLE JEUCE and TMNT pwn!), eating, surviving a day in my life, heavy metal, rock, techno, punk, howling, sex, baking cookies.
Personal Bio :: I was once a dignified, happy person with an ego the size of a plume tomato. However, it all came to an end when I stopped concentrating on what I was doing and promptly asked myself, “What exactly is a plume tomato?” Suffice to say, it was an unwise course of action to take when one is flying a four-million dollar military aircraft over the Pacific Ocean.
My REO ejected, and I tried too as well after securing the top-secret cargo we were carrying; mainly my Marijuana. I tried to eject, but my boot was unfortunately stuck under the lever. I stopped concentrating on what I was doing and promptly asked myself, “Why exactly are my boots off?” Suffice to say, it was an unwise course of action to take when one is flying a four-million dollar military aircraft over the Pacific Ocean.
Inside the aircraft, I plummeted, and when we hit the water it was like somebody had smacked me with a sack of potatoes going at sixty. Most horrible of all; I made you read a segment of my so-called 'life'.
N0ob/nwb."June 8 -- By an unfortunate coincidence, the annual ``Tailhook''
convention of naval aviators happens to be booked into the same
Las Vegas hotel as the Association of Women Karate Instructors.
``I had no idea,'' states one observer, ``that an aviator could fly that
far without an aircraft.'' Dave Barry 1992 Year in Review
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