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omni29

Total Posts :: 58
Member Since :: July 1, 2003 (Global User)

My Personal Information

First Name :: private
Last Name :: private
Age :: private
Location :: somewhere over the rainbow
Occupation :: crack smoker ;o)
Hobbies :: photography and smoking crack. just kidding drugs are bad :o(
Personal Bio :: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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