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Scott Siskind

Total Posts :: 6397
Member Since :: November 23, 2000 (Global User)

My Personal Information

First Name :: Scott
Last Name :: Siskind
Age :: 25
Location :: Hamilton College, Clinton, New York, United States, North America, Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way, The Local Group, The Local Cluster, The Virgo Supercluster, The Universe, The Mind of God
Occupation :: Student
Hobbies :: Astronomy, Buddhism, Computer Games, Discordianism, Epistemiology, Fantasy, Gnosticism, History, the Internet, Judaism, Kundalini, Linguistics, Micronationalism, Noetics, Ontology, Poetry, Quantum Physics, Religion, Science, Teuthology, Writing, Xenobiology, Yoga, and...hmmm...Zoroastrianism! Although to be fair, I'm not REALLY interested in Zoroastrianism. Oh, and EZBoard's automatic age script messed up; they don't grasp the concept of mid-year birthdays, and I am actually 18.
Personal Bio :: My mother and father were honest but poor fisherman in Alaska. When the tyrannical Shah of Alaska ordered that all male baby boys should be killed, they secretly put me in a basket in a river, where I floated downstream and was raised by a family of badgers. I was taught English by the wise old badger chief, who had spent some time in a Cleveland zoo, until in accordance with the prophecy I was cast out to make my own way in the world. For the first few years I worked as a freelance forklift repair technician until my big break writing children's books about Kantian metaphysics. Using the money thus obtained, plus a scholarship for those listing their ethnicity as "badger", I managed to send myself to Hamilton College, where I live today.
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